Teen Mom Season 4: Episode 10

10. Farrah eats dinner with Daniel: "I'm pretty full with cheese right now. Might vomit on you."

Pretty full with cheese right now accurately describes our entire existence.

9. Leah chats to her mom on the phone: "It’s my Leah."

Awww, she's already talking in the third person!

8. Maci juggles Bentley's schedule: "Last year, I had him on his birthday day."

This is...interesting.

7. Farrah...

Co-parenting is hard, and no one knows that better than Teen Mom's Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards! These two became pregnant at 16, got engaged, broke up, and finally settled down into loving relationships.

Maci and Ryan get along for the most part, but now that Ryan has a girlfriend, things are more dramatic than ever! During Teen Mom Season 4, Episode 10, Maci tweeted that life would be...

Farrah Abraham wants to get married, pop out babies, and hopefully live happily ever after with the man of her dreams. Sadly, her ex-boyfriend Daniel wasn't marriage material, which she found out on their not-so-romantic trip to Austin.

Everything was going swimmingly … until Farrah met Daniel's family and called his step mom a "lone bird." Uh oh!

"I was just being me at dinner with...

Fact: There are only two more episodes left of Teen Mom.
Fact: We are currently curled up in the fetal position crying.

These last few episodes of our favorite show need to be celebrated in true Teen Mom style, so please arrange the following items on top of your body pillow: chicken Alfredo, motocross toys, discarded nose rings, ink (in case you're inspired to prison tattoo "Free Amber"...