Teen Mom Season 4: Episode 12

The OG Teen Mom is officially dunzo, and our favorite ladies (and their babies) went out with a bang! Especially when it comes to the best quotes of the episode, which might just be the best of the season.

Check out our roundup of doozies, courtesy of MTV's original mommy mafia.

10. Amber teases her boyfriend: "You said you never ate Italian."

What kind of person doesn't eat Italian? Endless...

There was trouble in Uggtacular paradise during the final episode of Teen Mom, and we're still recovering from the emotional strain. We couldn't believe our eyes when Gary Shirley threw Leah a birthday party knowing full well that Amber couldn't be there. The nerve!

Don't forget that Amber and Gary had privately agreed to throw Leah a party after their no-contact order was lifted, and it...

Can you believe Teen Mom is already over? It seems like just yesterday that Catelynn pushed the fruit out of her looms, and we can hardly believe her daughter is living happily ever after with her adoptive parents.

Sure, it was rough at first (what with Butch's mullet flying into an emotional tizzy and braiding itself), but Cate and Ty have matured so much since they gave up their darling...

We were on the floor weeping for most of Teen Mom's emotional finale –– especially during Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley's blow-out fight.

In the event that your wailing sobs deafened you, here's what happened: Amber started dating a new guy, causing Gary to fly into a jealous rage and ban her from seeing Leah. Some pretty hurtful words were exchanged, and Gary even threatened...

You guys, we're worried about Farrah. Not only is she suffering from a bout of over-tanning, she's all on her lonesome with nary a love child in sight. Yep, Farrah's adorable daughter is visiting her grandparents back in Iowa for the month, and Farrah just can't handle being away from her "boo boo."

Poor Farrah spends most of the final episode of Teen Mom sobbing into a baseball bat, but...