Teen Mom Season 4: Episode 5

This week’s episode of Teen Mom was a roller coaster (sorry, soulacoaster) of LOLs! Farrah’s mom was nonstop hilarity, Gary blew our minds during a therapy session, and Bentley had an entire conversation with himself. Check out the seven best quotes of the night!

Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell is pretty much the best person ever. She's matured leaps and bounds since giving up baby Carly for adoption, and she understands the importance of education. Catelynn has always been focused on school –– even when her own parents encouraged her to drop out.

Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham has always wanted to be independent, but her loving (and sometimes pushy) parents give her a hard time about living so far away. These two are constantly pressuring Farrah to either move back to Iowa or let them take care of baby Sophia, and Farrah has a short fuse. In fact, she can be full-on snarky.

Farrah’s move to The Sunshine State (read: Retirement City) was a big adjustment for all of us, but her rentals can't stand having their baby gals so far away! Now that Farrah's adjusted to life in Florida, it's high time to visit her mom and pops and get her braces out (OMG, finally!) –– but first she has to phone chat with her therapist for a pep talk. Been there, girl.