Teen Mom Season 4: Episode 8

Amber Portwood is officially out of rehab, and you know what that means. Her foul-mouthed alter ego is back and better than ever. Check out the best 7 doozies of the episode, including some truly glorious musings from our girl Ambs.

7. Farrah fist-pumps with glee: "I see ponies!"
All her childhood dreams are coming true!

6. Maci makes Bentley an offer he can't refuse: "You don't wanna lend us......

Catelynn Lowell has been through a lot for someone so young. She was raised by an alcoholic mother, and her step-dad (Tyler's pop, Butch Baltierra) is a crack addict who abuses her mom. Poor Catelynn could barely deal with her horrible home life, and would sit by and let her parents treat her badly.

"Most of the time I used to just sit there and not say anything, and pretty much just kinda,...

Teen Mom time, y'all! Spray yourself with some tanning lotion, attach a few random feathers in your hair, and slip into your comfiest pair of knock-off Uggs, because we have an emotional episode on our hands.

Yep, Butch is back in action, and the mere mention of his name has us crying with WTF feelings. Waterproof mascara alert!

Home Sweet Home: Maci and Kyle Buy a House

Maci might be a...