The end of Teen Mom is almost upon us, and as you might expect we've spiraled down into the fifth circle of hell. Luckily, we'll always be able to remember the good times thanks to these whacktacular musings, so check out the seven best quotes of Season 4, Episode 9!
1. Gary walks out of Amber's bathroom: "Smells so bad in there."
Amber: "Dude, I know you ain't sh*tting in my house."