Teen Mom Season 4: Episode 9

The end of Teen Mom is almost upon us, and as you might expect we've spiraled down into the fifth circle of hell. Luckily, we'll always be able to remember the good times thanks to these whacktacular musings, so check out the seven best quotes of Season 4, Episode 9!

1. Gary walks out of Amber's bathroom: "Smells so bad in there."
Amber: "Dude, I know you ain't sh*tting in my house."

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Fact: Teen Mom is the best thing that's happened to reality television since Kim Kardashian made a sex tape. Each week we end up ugly-crying, happy-crying, Cheeto-eating, and Slurpee-sipping, and we're currently rolled up in the fetal position clutching a Justin Bieber poster. (It's the closest thing to Tyler Baltierra that we have. Sigh!).