If there's one thing we've learned from an entire decade of watching The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad, it's that we'll never look as good as the contestants. All of these guys and dolls are blessed with perfect bodies, and meanwhile we're just like "nom, nom, nom, pass the pizza." Such is life.
There's no denying that at least half of The Bachelor's viewership are people who want to gaze longingly at half-naked singletons (see: everyone who watched Sean Lowe's season), and Us Weekly is finally giving the people what they want. An entire spread of bikini-clad hotties from Bachelor Nation!
Welcome to the wonderful world of Us Weekly's "Hot Bodies" shoot, which features none other than Jesse Kovacs (Bachelorette 5 and Bachelor Pad), Kiptyn Locke (Bachelorette 5 and Bachelor Pad), Graham "Hot Buns" Bunn (Bachelorette 4 and Bachelor Pad), Lindsay Yenter (Bachelor 17), Selma Alameri (Bachelor 17) and Nick Peterson (Bachelorette 7 and Bachelor Pad 3).
Judging from Selma's collage skills, the entire Bachelor Nation whack pack had a fabulous time showing off their ample assets and lovely lady lumps, and we can't wait to feast our eyes on the final pics in Us Weekly!