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Welcome to The Bachelor Games, fellow rose-addicts. A terrifying journey in which twelve hormonal ladies compete for the man of their dreams... by slaughtering each other in the wilderness while ugly-crying. That's right, weaves = snatched.

Please do yourself a favor and watch this hilarious parody mashup of our two favorite things (other than raindrops on roses): The Bachelor and The Hunger Games. Frankly, we're shocked no one's thought of this before. After all, The Bachelor is basically a grueling competition of near-death experiences in which participants are forced to throw themselves off buildings and dive into tepid pools of water filled with various bodily fluids, so yeah. It has way more in common with The Hunger Games than you might initially think.

Need we remind you of the time Tierra LiCausi's toes were almost frozen off thanks to a bout of hypothermia during Sean Lowe’s season of The Bachelor? It's like Katniss and those freakish bees all over again.

Have fun watching this video — and remember: May the odds be ever in your favor!

Oh, and just a quick aside: Does anyone else think The Bachelor Games should be made into an actual movie? WE VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTES!

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