Credit: Stephen Smith/Imaginare NYC Photo: Catherine Guidici High Fives Sean Lowe on June 11, 2013

We've been living in a sad-spiral ever since Sean Lowe and Catherine Guidici wandered off on that feral elephant during The Bachelor 17's season finale. Sure, we got to see Sean sashay around stage while wearing a unitard on Dancing With The Stars, but it just wasn't the same as watching America's sweethearts luvin' each other up on screen.

Luckily, there's a light at the end of this desolate tunnel. Turns out ABC wants nothing more than for Sean and Catherine to star in a miniseries, an offer which they initially turned down. (WHAT!)

"ABC approached us about doing a six-episode miniseries a while back, and at the time, it wasn't really something that we wanted to do only because we need time to be ourselves and to be normal and not to have cameras around," Sean tells Hollywood Life. "I don't know if that's something we would entertain in the future or not."

What the what does that even mean, Sean? Just give the people what they want and let cameras film you 24/7! After all, can you imagine how amazing Sean and Catherine's show would be? (Working title: The Simple Life — oh wait, that's taken.)

The entire series would probably just be shots of them not having sex, giggling at each other, and talking about important things like whether they should move to Seattle or Dallas. In fact, we're thinking this thing could be even more groundbreaking than Newlyweds starring fellow Texas blonde Jessica Simpson and well-intentioned boy band hubby Nick Lachey.

Would you watch Sean and Catherine explore their PG-13 love connection in a miniseries? Actually, that's a rhetorical question — of course you would!

Source: Hollywood Life