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The time has come to pour some out for our fallen homie.

No, Ben Flajnik didn't do the world a favor and chop off his terrifying hair flop (that would truly be a tragic day for Bachelor Nation) — but even worse? Sean Lowe seems to have collapsed on the street after being run over by The Bachelor producer Elan Gale's car.

"Hello, 911?" Elan tweeted on July 21. "Yes, this is an emergency. I think I hit a bro."

OMG, we're so worried — is Sean okay? Oh, wait, nevermind. It's just one of this dude's classic pranks. The hijinks! The neverending LOL-worthy hijinks, guys! This is just like the time Sean made Desiree Hartsock think she'd broken a million dollar piece of artwork only to be like "Just kidding, sucks to be you!"

Anyway, looks like Sean is as healthy as a thoroughbred horse (aka studly stallion), so phew. But the real question? Why is he face-planted in front of Elan's sweet wheels? We can only assume that Sean either a) caught a glimpse of his own reflection in a puddle and swooned, b) is recreating this moment, or c) saw a recent interview of himself talking about himself and immediately suffered a fit of narcolepsy.

Also, we love the fact that Sean is wearing Keds with no socks. Way to channel your inner Taylor Swift, gurl.

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