Believe it or not, we’ve only got two more weeks of The Bachelorette Season 9. Since Memorial Day we’ve been eagerly tracking Desiree Hartsock’s journey, watching her kiss frog after frog after frog after frog, hoping her fairy tale will finally come true. Does it? Perhaps but not before a whole lot of pixie dust hits the fan.
Christopher aired his concerns while co-hosting on Kris (that’s the daytime talk show Kris Jenner’s spending her summer pimpin' out, her daughters being otherwise engaged).
The host hadn’t even had some of Kris’ beverage of choice (aka wine, wine, more wine) before he started gabbing about the two-part finale.
“This was ‘Look at this trainwreck that’s about to happen,’” Chris said of the finale promo aired during Monday’s Men Tell All episode. “It’s Des crying saying ‘I don’t want to be here anymore’ and the guys are crying and they don’t want to be [here anymore].” And Chris crying that Des got runny mascara all over his custom suit.
At least the show’s got a fan in Kris Jenner. “We looove it!” she gushed about the upcoming drama. And we looove that enthusiasm, Kris!
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