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Everyone stop, collaborate, and listen (sorry, we had to). Okay, ready for this? Jake Pavelka and Vanilla Ice are going to be competing against each other. Yes, really. They’re competitors. Jake and Vanilla. (Sidenote: Do you think Jake will actually get on a first name basis with him? “Yo, Vanilla, let’s kick it!”) Sorry, back to it. Why and what and how and when, you ask? We’ll explain everything.

Okay, here goes. Starting in January 2014, while Juan Pablo Galavis is busy finding love or whatever, Jake and Vanilla are going to star on the Food Network primetime series Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off, in which Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri compete to see which of their teams has the bigger has-been make celebrities into cooking superstars.

The show synopsis says “eight multi-talented celebrities compete for ultimate culinary bragging rights” in the series’s third season. They “face intense weekly challenges that are sure to have them working, fighting and laughing along the way.” VIP and Jake P will also be competing against such A-List superstars as Florence Henderson, comedienne Judy Gold, Penn Jillette (yes, of Penn and Teller), SNL alum Chris Kattan, singer Tiffany, and former NFLer Herschel Walker. So, basically, it’s primetime gold (suck on that, Juan Pablo!)

Will Jake give Vanilla Ice love advice like only a former Bachelor can? Will Van explain to him how vandals rock mics? We have so many questions, but this show is bound to be amazing. To the extreme.

Source: Scripps Networks

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