Didn’t make the cut for the upcoming season of The Bachelor? Don’t sweat it, girl. We’re not that practiced at graceful limo exits either. But never fear. You can still have your musk-scented dreams come true by spending a night with Juan Pablo Galavis, featuring special sidekick Chris Harrison!

Ouch. You OK? Kinda sounds like you hit the floor pretty hard there when you fainted. Because while yes, it does sound too good to be true, ABC’s in the business of making dreams a reality (with well-placed commercial breaks). That’s why they’re offering a lucky few a chance to get some special visitors during their Season 18 premiere viewing party (in Los Angeles).

That’s right. The Bachelor Nation Party Van is back, baby! And at the helm is Captain Juan and his trusty co-pilot Chrissy. They’ll be cruising the backroads of L.A., knocking on doors, and making the primetime fantasies of Bachelor Nation come true, kind of like adult entertainment at a bachelorette party but with less choreographed dancing. Or more. We’ll see how much wine Chris throws back...

If you want in on this ABC double dose of manliness, just send an email to bachelorTV@gmail.com and explain why your viewing party is the rosiest of them all. If the ABC intern in charge of said Gmail account likes your use of emoticons and exclamation points, you might just have JPG and Christopher arrive on your doorstep in early January, kind of like that fruitcake your crazy aunt always forgets to send until right after Christmas — but not so sabroso.

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Elisabeth Kramer is an Assistant Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident Downton Abbey expert. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!