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The Bachelor is heating up on Season 18 Episode 3, and it’s not just because Juan Pablo Galavis is so dang fine. But we will get to watch him sweat, and that’s all we can really ask for at this point. ABC is serving up spoilers for the next episode, airing January 20, 2014, and we’re all ears and eyes and dirty thoughts.

After her mini-crying sesh last week, Cassandra Ferguson got the first flower in the Rose Ceremony — and she’ll get the first group date as well! The two strip down for a beachy keen adventure, and we hope she’s brought a change of clothes. According to the network, JPG basically drives their car straight into a water because it’s a “water car,” which is a vehicle that only exists in Bachelor land. Next, the former Detroit Pistons dancer and 21-year-old (at the time of filming) single mom gets to hang on a yacht before Juan Pablo makes them dinner at his pad. They make out. Oops, sorry, they share “passionate kisses.”

For this week’s group date, JPG and his 10 favorite would-be wives head over to Los Angeles Galaxy headquarters for some skillz training. JPG shows off his awesome moves and tries to forget about the fact that he got eliminated on Desiree Hartsock’s own soccer-themed date on The Bachelorette. The gals are split into two teams and “battle for his attention,” which is what we do every time we use the Twitters. NoticeusNoticeusNoticeus. Sharleen Joynt, Andi Dorfman, and Nikki Ferrell all think they’re winning. Will they?

On his other 1-on-1 date, JPG takes Ohioan Chelsie Webster off the side of a bridge because he’s evil and she has to get over her fears (someone had to, sorry you told them you were afraid of heights, Chelse). Later the “traumatized bachelorette” (guess she didn’t get over her fears after all) has a romantic dinner, and dances to Billy Currington. Whoever that is.

Because Rose Ceremony days aren’t terrifying enough, Juan Pabs shows up at Bachelor Mansion that morning to cook them Venezuelan breakfast. One woman gets scared of the other girls, another girl somehow makes a pool party “stressful” and cries, and another one gets jealous of other contestants.

In the end, he cuts two girls from his brood. Who are the unlucky pair who get axed in the end? You might be surprised.

Tune in to watch all the action on The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 3 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on January 20, 2014 on ABC.

Julia Wayne is an Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!