Is The Bachelor on tonight? What’re you, new? OF COURSE it’s on tonight, and it’s going to be huge. Juan Pablo Galavis will be on a mission to cruise this great country of ours in search for an iota of approval from the families of his remaining four girls when Hometown Dates rolls out in full effect.

He’ll be hitting up Hotlanta to see Andi Dorfman, and the two are firing off some guns, as people do. But the real firepower comes from Andi’s pops, who is all “why would I tell you it’s cool to marry my daughter when you still have three other girlfriends!” which makes us super aware of where Andi gets her sanity from.

In Sactown (that’s Sacramento, for the uncool among you), Clare Crawley will attempt to consume Juan Pablo’s face whilst cupping a sparkling cider in her well-manicured hand. Too bad so sad for both of them, it looks like Clare’s family may also be totally sane, since her sister is like “hard pass” in the preview.

Nikki Ferrell, meanwhile, already met Juan Pablo’s daughter in Miami, so we’re definitely not worried about her. Likewise, Renee Oteri is a grown-ass woman, with a kid of her own, so we doubt that anyone is trying to tell her how to live her life. But girlfriend is head over heels for our boy JPG, and we’re a little worried about it all. Mostly because, as we mentioned, she has an 8-year-old named Benjamin, and he’s going to meet Juan Pablo on this episode.

Tune in tonight at 8 p.m. ET/PT to watch one girl go home, a lot of girls cry (we just assume), and Juan Pablo touch people’s faces in strange ways. And here’s your spoiler roundup, just in case you have impulse control problems like we do...

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