Too busy to stay on top of all the juicy scoop surrounding Ben Flajnik and the rest of the Bachelor Season 16 contestants? No worries! We took the liberty of narrowing them down to the 5 most-read stories you must read now (it’s OK, we’ll wait):

Credit: Natalie Cass/ABC Television Group © 2011 Disney Photo: Blakeley Shea, Samantha Levey, Kacie Boguskie, and Nicki Sterling Toast on The Bachelor Season 16, Episode 4

1. Source: Courtney Robertson Pregnancy Rumors Are “False”
Although it would make for the most dramatic.After the Final Rose special.ever!

2. Who Is Nicki Sterling’s Ex-Husband, Michael Sterling?
And why has he been behind bars?

3. Ellen DeGeneres Invites Courtney Robertson to Come on the Show and Clear Her Name — Exclusive
Will she accept?

4. How Many Bachelor and Bachelorette Couples Actually Make It?
Less than you think. *sadface*

5. Bachelor 16’s Samantha Levey Thinks Kacie, Lindzi, a nd Nicki “Are Way Too God for Ben” — Exclusive
The feisty castoff sounds off on Courtney and Ben, too, calling him a word that rhymes with “shmametic.”

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