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In case you missed it during the Bachelor Season 17 premiere, there’s one woman who’s giving you all the answers when it comes to Sean Lowe and his rose-doling ways. You may have heard that the sassy Season 16 alum, Jenna Burke, is getting in the spirit of giving — by telling it like it is on Spreecast while watching the show.

For all you luddites out there, good job turning on your computer and dialing up to the Internet. Now, fast forward to 2013 and put on your multitasking pants, cuz sh*t’s about to get real. Jenna has mad insight into the process, and plenty of opinions to boot. Plus, she’s a girl’s girl and, as such, she’s managed to wrangle a couple of her awesome pals to help her give commentary and interact with viewers during tonight’s episode.

One of those friends? Oh, just our BFFL Dana Weiss, whose fashion savvy ways (check out her blog “Possessionista: For the Fashionably Compulsive”) are second to none. If you’re not following Bachelor know-it-all (in a good way) Dana on Twitter, you’re being ridiculous. She brought our level of enjoyment to a whole new level during the premiere, with comments like, “Sean gives Tierra his rose within 30 seconds. And, no, that's not a euphemism. #Bachelor.” So, we can only imagine how epic it will be when the two power ladies team up to tear down the barriers between us and the magic that will be the romance novel shoot happening on the show tonight.

One word: Glorious.

You can tune in at 7PM PST for all the excitement.