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This is Bachelor Sean Lowe's first time being an epically hot mess, and guys? We're so sad. The poor dear was all kinds of confused during The Bachelor Season 17 “Women Tell All” special, and it was as if his adorable brain just couldn't handle the women "telling all."

Poor little Sean skipped gleefully into the studio pretty much high-fiving himself in excitement over seeing his ex-girlfriends, but this beefy brosef's frown refused to turn upside down during his confrontation with AshLee. Girlfriend basically accused Sean of being a liar, and he was so confused by the fact that someone was mad at him that he was literally speechless. And we're pretty sure his eyes welled with tears. Basically, he was a hot mess — emphasis on the hot.

Who knows what Sean said in the candlelit den of love otherwise known as his fantasy suite, but it's absurd that AshLee thought he could possibly remember anything more than a few hours back. It's a fact that Sean is too busy climbing rocks, being one with mother nature, and, like, bonding with eagles to have time for things like "memory," mmmk, AshLee?

In the future, perhaps it would be best for Sean to be followed around by a team of cameramen who record every waking moment of his life so this kind of mix up doesn't happen. Oh wait.