It is still up for debate whether Sean Lowe got the “boring edit” during Emily Maynard’s season of The Bachelorette. but during last night’s preview of Sean’s season of The Bachelor, the word “boring” was the furthest from our minds. Words that did leap to mind? “Drama,” “cray,” “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” and “holy makeouts, Batman!” for starters!
First, it seems that we have yet another contestant with some unfinished boyfriend business. From the looks of the footage we saw last night, Desiree Hartsock — who we know makes it to the final four — appears to either a) have a boyfriend, or b) have an ex-boyfriend whose feelings are still pretty strong. Strong enough to make him think it’s a good idea to try to manhandle Sean. (Not a good idea, bro.)
Listen at 1:25 to the way Sean warns him “don’t put your hands on me.” Will they come to fisticuffs? Because we don’t like that other guy’s odds. You’ve seen Sean’s arms — he must be going to the vet all the time, cuz those puppies are SICK.
After that big drama, we got a sneak peek at what may shape up to be the most villainy-villain edit in the history of the franchise. There are girls throwing other girls down the stairs, people! And all of the girls seem to hate have a major hate-on for Tierra LiCausi.
Along with the usual makeouts on beaches and the too-soon declarations of “I love you,” this season looks like it’s going to be riveting!