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If you only caught a brief glimpse of Lindsay Yenter this Bachelor season, you might think she’s already married to Sean Lowe and the two are awkward-kissing their way through life. But, that’s probs just because homegirl showboated her way into our hearts, veil and train a-flailing.

So far, Linds has done amazingly, with fewer embarrassing moments than the majority of other hopefuls. Sean digs her spunk and sincerity, and we have to say that he’s spot on for that. But is it enough to skyrocket her past the competition and straight down the aisle?

While Lindsay will be sticking around for the near future, the Fort Leonard Wood, MO native will have quite the sprint toward love — and it might not be what some of you are hoping. But don’t fear, you’ll get a whole lotta chances to see if she has dresses inspired by any other Disney characters.

Why? Because Linds makes it all the way... to second place. According to Reality Steve, the darling midwestern gets to take Sean home to ‘Sourah (a slang term we just made up), travels to Thailand alongside her fellow sister-friends, and eats and prays and loves, but ultimately loses. It all comes down to the last minute, but Lindsay just isn’t the girl who comes out one Neil Lane ring richer (oh yeah, and with love).

But if we had to put our money on it, we’d bet that Lindsay will be the next Bachelorette girl of the hour. And then she can wear whatever the f*ck-well she pleases.

Source: Reality Steve