full size Emily Maynard and Jef Holm Escape to a Pub in The Bachelorette Episode 5
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Need a Bachelorette LOL? Check out how Bachelor Nation sounded off during The Bachelorette Episode 5 in London. We rounded up our favorite tweets — they’re only saying what we’re all thinking!

Chris Harrison @chrisbharrison
@EmilyMaynard making single mammas proud tonight!

J.P. Rosenbaum ‏@JP_Rosenbaum
What's a hood rat?

Kacie Boguskie ‏@kacielynnb
I really hope I'd never let a guy like Kalon make me question how I feel about an amazing guy.

Arie Luyendyk Jr. ‏@ariejr
Made sure I did extra manly stuff today... If you watch tonight's episode you'll know why :) #thingswedoforlove

Ashley S. ‏@AshleySpivey
I still love Arie but after tonight I think Sean is my favorite for her head and Jef is my favorite for her heart.

Ashley Hebert ‏@ashhebert
Emily was just totes giddy in that post-date interview [with Jef].

Ashley Hebert ‏@ashhebert
I just got goosebumps! Did every woman in America just fall in love with Jef?

West Lee ‏@NotthatAdamWest
Kalon, get the f#$k out. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars, go directly to Bachelor Pad.

West Lee ‏@NotthatAdamWest
Poor Alejandro. Just a man and his mushrooms, looking for love.

Robert Mills ‏@Millsy11374
I think Sean is saying he would procreate tonight if Emily is game.

Robert Mills ‏@Millsy11374
The bad thing about Emily kissing all these guys is we found out she had mono. Next week, Emily and the guys take a nap.

Robert Mills ‏@Millsy11374
Kalon you weren't using those balls were you? You're about to have them ripped off.

Marissa May ‏@MarissajustMay
Holy bulge, batman. why is Jef wearing Ricki's pants?

Marissa May ‏@MarissajustMay
Me thinks Jef did his handbag research before the show.

Marissa May ‏@MarissajustMay
There's always so much space between Jef and Emily when they talk. Why aren't they closer? HOLD HER HAND!