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Nobody knows The Bachelorette like Bachelor Nation. From the fan favorites to the fame-seekers, these folks can smell somebody who’s there “for the wrong reasons” — before he’s even out of the limo. There’s no better proof of their collective brain power than this collection of tweets discussing all things Emily Maynard and her series of (sorta) overnight dates. Enjoy!

Constantine Tzortzis@contzor
Cliff jumping without waterfalls? Meh.

Ashley Elgin@BachelorExpert
I want to know how Emily is going to not kiss Arie for the rest of her life? Maybe Jef and Arie could become brother husbands.

Ashley Elgin@BachelorExpert
Gerber has to be so disappointed, no Sean and Emily beautiful babies.

Robert Mills @Millsy11374
Why the hell is it everytime Jef shows up on his skateboard we play surfing music???

Robert Mills @Millsy11374
Gorgeous and impeccable beach penmanship?? That's our Emily!!

Robert Mills @Millsy11374
I don't know when I'm going to tell her I love her but I'll probably yell it in an alley somewhere.  

Dana Weiss@Possessionista
Jef says "what do I do with my hands?" Arie never has to ask that question.

Dana Weiss@Possessionista
Sean says he liked his ex-girlfriend. But he didn't like her like her. Then he offers to trade juice. boxes with Emily.

Dana Weiss@Possessionista
Emily's ring is so big, Jef is wondering if he can fit it in his hair before he leaves.

West Lee@NotthatAdamWest
Arie gives more tongue than Gene Simmons

West Lee@NotthatAdamWest
That sound you hear? Oh, just a million panties dropping as single women across America find out Sean is back on the market.

West Lee@NotthatAdamWest
Arie: When I'm with Emily I feel like we're the only two people in the world. And the producers. And camera crew.

Jennifer Weiner@jenniferweiner
So Sean finally gets out the L world. Em sounds as enthusiastic as if she’s gotten a two-for-one Fro-Yo coupon.

Jennifer Weiner@jenniferweiner
“Arie doesn’t just tell me he likes me. He shows me that.” Mostly with his tongue

Jennifer Weiner@jenniferweiner
And the first rose goes to…one-f Jef! Is it wrong that instead of a flower, I want her to hand him a giant consonant?

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