Credit: Catherine Giudici on Twitter Photo: Sean and Catherine at DWTS

Despite the fact that he's a professional sex machine (who also happens to be a born-again virgin), Sean Lowe had a hard time sashaying his way through the rumba during this week's episode of Dancing With The Stars. It's like his hips wanted to gyrate, but instead they were just thrusting all over the place in the most unfortunate way ever.

Luckily, Sean's bride-to-be, Bachelor Season 17 winner Catherine Guidici, came to her boo's aid! This gal showed up at Sean's rumba rehearsal to make passional dance-love with him, which totally helped his performance. The result? Bruno told Sean he was "50 Shades of Sean,” whatever that means. We’ll go with “sexy.”

Um, yeah he was. Need we remind you that Sean was wearing a see-through linen blouse for the performance (which we assume he bought at Chicos), and that Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" was playing? May The Power of the Mole be with you, Sean.

Also, if you're curious as to what Sean and Catherine's wedding night might be like, simply watch their rumba session. Add some candelabras and Chris Harrison's omnipresent fleet of cameramen, and you're good to go.  

Source: ABC