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Chris Harrison has so many feelings and opinions about The Bachelor. This hunky host doesn't express his opinion too much on the show itself (too busy huffing roses, natch), so thank Baby Jesus Kimye for a little sumthin' sumthin' called The Blogosphere.

Check out what Chris thought of this week's jaw-dropping premiere!

On shirtless Sean: "I’m glad the season started with an ample amount of Sean catching us up on his life and just enough of that came with his shirt off to let you know after his heartbreak with Emily he didn’t go on a three-month ice cream and doughnut bender.

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On Lindsay's wedding dress: "Lindsay probably pulled the boldest stunt by showing up in a wedding dress. This move and Lindsay’s personality really skirted that grey area with Sean. He has a great sense of humor but Lindsay almost pushed things too far. She did end up getting a rose, but if she expects a honeymoon any time soon she has some work to do."

On Kacie B.'s surprise arrival: "We surprised Sean with a special 26th bachelorette this season. We all know Kacie from Ben’s season and she pleaded for permission to come back to meet Sean. These two met before the show and apparently hit it off enough in Kacie’s mind that she felt it was worth all she’d have to go through to come back and fight for Sean’s heart along with the other 25 women."

On Ashley P's drunken meltdown: "Whether it’s The Bachelor or The Bachelorette there’s always that one person who will probably not remember much of the first night, and when they see it they’ll regret most of it. This season Ashley P. was that person. I think Sean summed it up best when he said she was Fifty Shades of Drunk. Let’s take the drinking out of it, and there are definitely some good lessons to take from her first conversations with Sean: First of all, she led with bondage. This is something maybe best saved for a second or third date. When the person you’re talking to references a rape whistle, this is a sign your conversation isn’t going well and maybe you should dial it back a bit."

We're still so sad that Ashley P. has been auff'd from Sean's love shack. Can't wait to see you on Bachelor Pad 4, girl!

Source: Entertainment Weekly