Despite the fact that he's taken to wearing cardigans, the ladies just can't get enough of Season 15 Bachelor Brad Womack. This studly stallion broke the hearts of two dozen (plus) women during Bachelor 11, where he was just all, "actually, I'd rather be single" and rejected both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft. But then? Then Brad sashayed his way back into his Bachelor love shack for round two, and ended up falling madly in love with southern belle Emily Maynard during the show's 15th season.

Emily and Brad were the cutest all-American couple this side of the Dirty South — until their relationship crumbled like a giant mountain of epic fails and they broke off their engagement after just a few months of pre-wedded bliss. We know, tears. Tears everywhere.

The good news? Brad has a type (which seems to be “ladies who have starred on The Bachelor”), and he's currently dating Sean Lowe's Bachelor Season 17 cast-off, AshLee Frazier, a small town gal from Texas who wants nothing more than to settle down with the man of her dreams and pop out a fleet of kiddos. AshLee and Brad met at an event in The Lone Star State and have been dating for a few weeks now, and you know what that means, y'all!

The time has come to put on your thinking caps (by which we mean thinking bikini) and decide which couple is cuter — Brad and Emily vs. Brad and AshLee!

This is obviously the hardest decision you'll ever make in your life, so feel free to mull it over with a vat of Franzia.