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This isn't fair. Howard Stern just called Brad Womack a "dummy,” a “moron," and an “idiot" with "the personality of an eggplant” on Jimmy Kimmel Live. And yet he received an advance copy of The Bachelor Season 15 finale. ABC let him see it! Even Jimmy Kimmel hasn't seen the end and — as he angrily told Howard — he has to talk about the dang show every Monday night.

Howard says he's actually a proud fan of The Bachelor. In fact, he recommends the show to all men for one major reason: When he's sitting in bed with his wife, Beth, "She thinks I'm such a great catch after she watches that moron Bachelor [Brad]. That guy is the biggest dummy. He's a very good-looking guy but he's got the personality of an eggplant. I gotta tell you something, when your woman is laying next to you and she's watching that idiot talk to these women, afterwards I swear to you every time I watch The Bachelor with my wife she ends up making love to me. She's so grateful."