Credit: ABC via WENN Photo: Shirtless Ben Flajnik Cuddles With Courtney Robertson in Utah on The Bachelor 16, Episode 4

Courtney Robertson has made some slick comments to the cameras so far, and Episode 5 was no exception. Queen Court was the diss dominatrix of The Bachelor Season 16, Episode 5, and here are her five best/worst quotes.

5. Courtney: "I hope I'm a sight for sore eyes because after the date with Elyse his eyes are probably pretty sore."
To be fair, diving off of a yacht can account for some soreness as well.

4. Courtney: "I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible."
And Blakeley Shea gets the stripper title!

3. Courtney: "I'm Little Miss Sunshine, I sprinkle it around."
Into every life a little brightness must fall.

2. Courtney [After Elyse is dumped]: "Maybe she drank too much and the Jersey Shore came out."
Or maybe she (cringe) went all the way Real Housewives on him.

1. Courtney [on Blakeley]: "Who knew strippers could play baseball?"
See? Every week is a new lesson.

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