Credit: WENN Photo: Emily Awaits Brad's Proposal in The Bachelor Season 15 Finale

Slow down, slow down. We know Emily Maynard just tweeted exasperation about rumors like this, insisting she is still single. So we’re not sharing this because we believe she is really dating somone. We’re sharing it because it’s kind of funny. And because we wondered what In Touch Weekly was talking about when it featured a cover story blurb linking The Bachelor Season 15 winner to Vienna Girardi’s ex. Did they mean Kasey Kahl?

They did not. Here’s an excerpt of the In Touch story:

“Five months after her devastating split from former Bachelor Brad Womack, Emily Maynard seemed head-over-heels on an intimate date with a new reality hunk, Most Eligible: Dallas' Matt Nordgren. ‘She was smiling the entire time,’ an onlooker tells In Touch about the couple's November 17 dinner at LA hotspot Greystone Manor. ‘She looked smitten.’"

(Smitten after one date! Come on, that kind of thing only happens on The Bachelor.)

An “insider” added that “Matt loves to schmooze” and has dated Taylor Armstrong, Audrina Patridge, and The Bachelor Season 14 winner Vienna Girardi. (Matt was linked to Vienna in September of 2010, not long after her breakup with Bachelor Jake Pavelka.) "He's dating a ton of women right now" a friend said of Matt, who is also rumored to be seeing bisexual actress Amber Heard.

So that’s it. That’s the Emily dating rumor in a nutshell. What do you think of this Matt guy? Shouldn’t he just apply to be on The Bachelorette like a crazy normal person instead of trying to cut in line to be The Bachelor and date Bachelor contestants? There’s a system, man!

Sources: In Touch, Examiner

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