If you’ve been waiting all week, flush in pins and needles, waiting for Sean Lowe to finally choose his lady love... well, you’re going to be waiting another week. Although The Bachelor is indeedy on tonight, it’s gonna be a different sort of program — think less The Love Boat and more Jerry Springer. Yep, that’s right folks, it’s time for the age-old tradition we know and love: Women Tell All.

As we’ve seen from a number of the promos and sneak peeks of the shoot, it’s going to be a bit of a shitshow. Why, you might ask? Well, mainly two ladies make it supes awk for everyone: Tierra LiCausi and AshLee Frazier. Tierra made a name for herself on the show as the girl who cries / falls down stairs / cries / gets hypothermia / cries / yells a lot, and her triumphant(?) return to the small screen is a joy for all to behold.

As far as AshLee’s concerned, she is the one Sean should have picked and she is gonna yell about it a little even though she’s TOTALLY OVER HIM (mmhmm). Question, AshLee: How can you possibly get over a man whose eyebrows you have crocheted into a see-through finger sweater? Answer: Ya don’t. So there.

Tune in tonight at 8pm ET/PT for the ridiculousness of Women Tell All.

Credit: Us Weekly Photo: Bachelor Women Tell All Sneak Peek: Tierra Gets Attacked