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The Bachelorette is a beautiful saga of romance, shirtlessness, and true love –– but let's get real. Emily Maynard wants to get her freak on with a bunch of hotties while dolphins, ducks, and "wild chickens" watch pervertedly from the sidelines.

Former Bachelor contestant, Natalie Getz, took to her blog to chat about Emily's love connection with Sean Lowe, Arie Luyendyk, Jr. and Jef Holm, and she couldn't resist mentioning Emily's penchant for steamy makeout sessions. "Emily states that every fiber of her body wants to stay the night with Sean, but every fiber in her brain is telling her not too," Nat writes. "So, in other words, she is extremely horny. If only most of us had fibers in our brain that spoke to us, the population wouldn’t be so out of control."

True that, girl. Then again, Emily really does have a deep connection with Jef, and Natalie thinks his dynamic personality will score him the win. "I think Emily will pick Jef in the long run, because she is more attracted to him than she is Sean, and as far as Arie goes, I feel like she thinks Jef is safer bet," she explains. "Jef won’t let all this reality TV bullsh*t go to his head and he won’t be cheating on Emily, whereas I feel Arie has it in him to let his ego blow up a little bit and possibly not work out with Emily."

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Arie and Emily definitely have a connection, but it's more physical...as in they're permanently attached to each other's tongues. "Emily takes Arie swimming with Dolphins after he passionately kisses her the second he sees her," Natalie writes. "Emily acts scared, jumps his bones, make out session. They are lying out and the conversation is dulling down. Emily acts aroused, leans in, make out session. They are eating dinner. Arie proves he is more than just a sex toy, Emily digs this, make out session."

Yep pretty much! Emily and Arie's relationship is based on passion, Emily and Jef's relationship is based on love, and Emily and Sean? Well, that's dunzo –– but at least Natalie thinks he has a shot at being The Bachelor! "I think he would make a great Bachelor," she writes. "What do you all think?"

Um, we think Sean is already taken. By us.

Source: TheBachelor.TV