Sean Lowe and his Bachelor bride-to-be, Catherine Giudici, are all set to tie-the-knot during a beautiful televised wedding ceremony — although it might not be this summer, as we had hoped. But in the wake of our exclusive news that Sean and Catherine may be waiting a little longer for, um, everything, we’ve gotten a little list together.
Check out our wedding guest wish-list for the most fabulous nuptials of the season!
1. Emily Maynard
It it wasn't for Emily "Always The Bridesmaid" Maynard, Sean wouldn't have been birthed from The Bachelor's fertile womb, so he basically owes her big time. And with any luck, Emily will fly into a jealous rage and throw glitter all over Catherine. Just for funzies! Also we fully expect her to show up to the wedding wearing her signature Cleopatra clip-in ponytail. And, you know, show up everyone with her fashion.
2+3. AshLee Frazier and Brad Womack
Oh, hey guys. It's just AshLee Frazier + her new weave, and guess what? She doesn't even care about the fact that she's adopted, because she's too busy making out with Emily Maynard's ex-fiance, Brad Womack. In yo' face, Sean Lowe. Ah-HAHAHA, who has the last laugh now? Answer: this gif.
4+5. Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum
Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum are a reminder that sometimes The Bachelorette actually works. They found love in a hopeless place, guys. A hopeless place filled with unwashed bikinis, discarded bottles of spray tan, and the occasional shell necklace, by which we mean shell choker.
6. Chris Harrison and His Loneliness
If it wasn't for Chris Harrison's inspirational words of wisdom, Sean and Catherine would never have mounted that traumatized elephant and ridden off into the sunset. But let's be real: Chris' plus one will probably end up being his deep, searing loneliness. Because in case you hadn't noticed, dude is still single even though he's been divorced for an entire year and he’s super hot. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, Christopher.
7+8. Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik
We know, we know, Courtney and Ben recently called off their engagement. But aren't they contractually obligated to show up to all Bachelor Nation weddings arm in arm? Because they should be. Also, we'd love Ben to take his middle parted hair to the next level and show up to Sean and Catherine's wedding looking like this. We'd also love him to show up with tons of Envolve (preferably a batch crushed with his own bare feet).
9(+25). Desiree Hartsock + Her 25 Contestants
Don't worry, it's just Desiree Hartsock and her 25 boyfriends, reminding Sean Lowe that she's on the rebound and more than a little experimental. Deal with it.
10. Sarah Herron's Dog
This wayward pooch hasn't been seen or heard from since Sean hauled him to Bachelor Mansion as a "funny prank" (read: sick joke) back in 2012. We're seriously worried Sarah's puppy is trapped in Sean's weight room, and if it doesn't show up at the wedding, we'll have no choice but to assume the worst.