Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2010 Disney Photo: The Bachelorettes in the Season 15 Premiere

Awesome. ABC just unleashed two new videos from The Bachelor Season 15, Episode 2. Both vids are chock-full of Brad's bachelorettes cat fighting with each other. Plus, in the "This Is Not a Game!" video, we have to wonder what's going on with vampire chick Madison in black dominatrix gear, putting one of her boots on a table and telling Brad to "Lick it!" He replies, "Check please!" Interesting...

In the "Stolen Kiss Sneak Peek," a public service announcement for the Red Cross somehow turns into a Telemundo soap opera with Emily and Stacey slapping each other ("Who do you love, Gustavo?"). Brad tries to break them up while wearing a cheesy (but strangely hot?) faux mustache and chest hair. Melissa loses it and interrupts the soap opera scene by kissing Brad. This launches a new wave of drama. Hey, we're for anything that stops Brad from apologizing about stuff that happened three years ago...

Source: ABC