Oscar-worthy work, you two.
While watching The Bachelor do you ever find yourself asking, "Where the hell do these fools come from?" Yeah, you're not alone. Dumb stuff gets blurted out on The Bachelor on the reg, and we're here to capture all of those golden moments — just for you. Here are our picks for top 10 most boneheaded lines from Season 15, Episode 2:
10. Thanks for the visual
Britt: I've been competing in gymnastics my whole life — I know how to hide my nerves, but it doesn't mean I'm not growing ulcers at an alarming rate inside.
9. Naughty! But we bet you're right
Jackie [on Brad]: I'm sure he looks great in his robe... and out of his robe.
8. Really? That's not what we saw
Britt: I'm kind of the goody two-shoes. I'm a big ol' prude.
7. It's your birthday? You should've mentioned it... a thousand more times
Michelle: This is especially irritating because it happens to be my 30th birthday today. Not my 29th, not my 31st. My 30th.
6. Yeah, we bet Brad's fiancee is kicking herself that she doesn't have your "fireworks"
Michelle: When Brad kisses me and when I kiss Brad, fireworks are going to go off. Probably right behind us. Every girl he kisses after he kisses me is just going to be one huge disappointment. Poor girls.
5. Good news! There's a cure — being denied a rose
Raichel [on Melissa]: You are like a toxic disease to me in this journey.
4. Don't beat around the bush — go straight for "Home Depot or Lowe's?"
Michelle [to Brad]: Do you prefer Starbucks or The Coffee Bean?
3. Oh there's room for more than one "beyatch" on this episode!
Raichel [to Melissa]: I'm generally the one that's, like, the beyatch. Like, lucky for me there's girls like you.
2. Sorry, Jesus is just not that into either of you
Raichel [on Melissa]: Jesus does love me, and that's why I will stay and she will go. 'Cause The Lord knows better.
1. How To Be A Total Turn-Off 101
Melissa [dissing Raichel to Brad]: She's just, like, such an energy suck — I'm sorry, I had onions in my pizza. ... I shouldn't have had that onion and peppers and everything on my pizza. And I had four slices.
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