Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for DIRECTV Photo: Jake Pavelka Hits up DIRECTV and Mark Cuban's HDNet Super Bowl Party in Dallas on February 5, 2011

Bachelor Jake Pavelka's latest reality TV show, Famous Food, debuted Sunday night on VH1. It was kind of a shock to the system. Has the cheese master finally found a show with enough crazy drama queens that he seems almost... too good for them? Wow. In the first episode, the future star of Bachelor Pad Season 2 pretty much stayed out of the way while Danielle Staub and Vincent Pastore spent the hour screaming at each other. Here are the five best Jake-related quotes from the premiere:

Jake [describing himself to the cameras]: I'm the classic all-American guy, respects women, always looking for love — in the wrong places. I'm an airline pilot as my day job but I think it would surprise people to know that I've run three successful businesses.

Jake [telling the Three 6 Mafia rappers what kind of music he likes]: I usually listen to '80s stuff.

Vincent [when first meeting Jake]: Do you sing? I'm sorry. Do you sing? You're an actor? What do you do?

Vincent [to cameras, about Jake]: I'm looking across the table at this clean-cut guy who could probably be “swishy,” to use the right term.

Jake [to the cameras, on the restaurant’s initial food concept]: Italian/Soul fusion? So would that be a drumstick with a piece of spaghetti wrapped around it?

Missed the episode? Watch it right here.

Credit: Photo: Must Watch! Table-Flipping New Trailer for Jake Pavelka's 'Famous Food'