Top 5 Jake Pavelka Quotes from the Famous Food Premiere

Bachelor Jake Pavelka's latest reality TV show, Famous Food, debuted Sunday night on VH1. It was kind of a shock to the system. Has the cheese master finally found a show with enough crazy drama queens that he seems almost... too good for them? Wow. In the first episode, the future star of Bachelor Pad Season 2 pretty much stayed out of the way while Danielle Staub and Vincent Pastore spent the hour screaming at each other. Here are the five best Jake-related quotes from the premiere:

Jake [describing himself to the cameras]: I'm the classic all-American guy, respects women, always looking for love — in the wrong places. I'm an airline pilot as my day job but I think it would surprise people to know that I've run three successful businesses.

Jake [telling the Three 6 Mafia rappers what kind of music he likes]: I usually listen to '80s stuff.

Vincent [when first meeting Jake]: Do you sing? I'm sorry. Do you sing? You're an actor? What do you do?

Vincent [to cameras, about Jake]: I'm looking across the table at this clean-cut guy who could probably be “swishy,” to use the right term.

Jake [to the cameras, on the restaurant’s initial food concept]: Italian/Soul fusion? So would that be a drumstick with a piece of spaghetti wrapped around it?

Missed the episode? Watch it right here.