Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2010 Disney Photo: Brad Womack and Emily Maynard in The Bachelor Season 15, Episode 2

These five quotes from The Bachelor Season 15, Episode 2 prove that Brad Womack and his crop of bachelorettes are complete cheeseballs when it comes to gushing about love:

5. Brad [on Ashley Hebert]: I like this girl. I like this girl a lot.
Me caveman Brad. More kissy kissy!

4. Brad: She enabled me to completely let down my walls. She makes it so easy. I feel lighter. I feel happier. I feel like I can breathe.
Ashley H. is the best diet in the world!

3. Jackie Gordon: Brad is a good-hearted guy and he's beautiful inside and out.
So you did get to see under the robe? Niiiiice.

2. Brad [to Emily Maynard]: You make me lose words. I feel like an idiot talking to you.
Yeah, you sound like one too, sweetie.

1. Jackie: It's like a fantasy. I am seriously living in a dream right now. I'm on Cloud 9. I thought I was just the luckiest girl in the house to go on this date. But I'm the luckiest girl in the world, it's confirmed.
Slow down, hon. You don't have the ring yet.