Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for DIRECTV Photo: Jake Pavelka Hits up DIRECTV and Mark Cuban's HDNet Super Bowl Party in Dallas on February 5, 2011

Did anyone order a full season of hot mess? It's comin' our way this fall.

Season 14 Bachelor Jake Pavelka will be joined by The Hills trainwreck Heidi Montag, Real Housewives of New Jersey villain Danielle Staub, musicians DJ Paul and Juicy "J," singer and former Eliot Spitzer call girl Ashley Dupre, and The Sopranos' Vincent Pastore on VH1's latest ridiculous reality series, Famous Food.

According to, the one-hour, 10-episode series will give the seven reality "stars" the chance to open their own West Hollywood restaurant.

L.A. restaurateurs Mike Malin and Lonnie Moore will check in on the crazy folks as they do complete renovation tasks, craft a menu, and hire staff.

This sounds absolutely nuts, but Jake seems to be having a great time. When he's not surfing with his Bachelor ex Gia Allemand, he’s tweeting things like, "On my way to set. This has been so much fun! I really like the cast!" You might wanna worry about that, Jake.

Will you watch this show? It almost sounds so bad it's unmissable.


In other Bachelor news...
Are Jake and Gia back together again?
Are Brad and Emily over?

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