If anyone knows how to dump a chick, it's Brad Womack. Not even counting his normal life in Austin, Texas, the guy dumped 25 women on The Bachelor Season 11 — and he'll get through at least 29 before the end of Season 15.
Brad illustrates his expertise in this illuminating (and hilarious) video from Accept This Rose. Watch and learn as Brad uses his 15 easy breakup steps during the dumping of Britt Billmaier on Season 15, Episode 7.
1. Address the girl by name and flatter her.
2. Tell her any guy would be lucky to have her.
3. Don't admit to having any fun on the last date.
4. After flattering her, make sure to say "but..."
5. Make sure to let her know you're only breaking up with her because you think so highly of her.
6. Be sure to cut her off before you lose control of the conversation.
7. Assume she doesn't want to be with you either.
8. Keep reminding her you're only doing this because you think so highly of her.
9. Don't get down on yourself.
10. Remind her that you're mostly concerned about what other people think.
11. Apologize one last time.
12. Make sure to say something as you're walking her out so it's not awkward.
13. Make sure she doesn't fall on the way out or you'll never get out of there.
14. Seriously, don't let her slip or you're screwed.
15. Watch her sail away to let her know you still care.
That's all there is to it, folks! It's as easy as a slap in the face.