While watching The Bachelor do you ever find yourself asking, "Where the hell do these fools come from?" Yeah, you're not alone. Dumb stuff gets blurted out on The Bachelor on the reg, and we're here to capture all of those golden moments — just for you. Here are our picks for top 10 most boneheaded lines from Season 16, Episode 2:

10. Samantha Leavy: I feel really sad for people like Blakeley. She's such, like, a cougar. She's so, so desperate.

 Yeah, how dare she date someone six years younger than her! It’s not like Brad Womack was engaged to someone 14 years younger than him! Oh wait...

9. Courtney Robertson: Ben gave the first impression rose to the one person that I had the worst first impression of.

Really? Worse than Jenna Burke? Were you even there the first night?

8. Blakeley Shea: Being a Scorpio, we're super passionate and great lovers.

And hated by everyone in sight.

7. Jaclyn Swartz: Blakeley is super fakeley.


What a shame she didn’t do a rhyming rap like Emily O’Brien.

6. Samantha: I’m just surprised that a candy striping hooker was taken seriously enough to be given a rose.

As opposed to the girl who walked in wearing a beauty pageant sash.

5. Lindzi Cox: Dirt's my makeup.


At least you’re not eating it, like Amber Tierney.

4. Samantha: Guys like to have their fun. She's just something, you know, that you can...
Jaclyn and Kacie Boguskie: … Motorboat?


Monica, you may have competition for alone time with Blakeley.

3. Jaclyn: Let's be honest, I don't want a horse face in my face.

Enough horse-bashing or we’re going to call PETA

2. Jaclyn: This is the first time I've ever been attracted to a sheep.

That’s a relief.

1. Samantha: What do you get when you cross a gingerbread man and a hooker? Blakeley!

Cue the porn version of Once Upon A Time!

 

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