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Not to add fuel to our worry bonfire, but we’re a little stressed out about Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici. What’s that you say? None of your business? We beg to differ, friends. The Bachelor Season 17 couple met on a show wherein Sean got paid to date for our entertainment, remember? They’re planning a wedding to be aired on ABC for our ENTERTAINMENT, and Sean is currently shaking his spangly pants on Dancing With The Stars. For entertainment. So, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s move on, shall we?

Before there was ever a report about Sean and Catherine possibly fighting, we’ve been aware of the history of Bachelor-born relationships, and it doesn’t bode well. On average, the sixteen past relationships have lasted a little over a year. While that’s not bad for a relationship between two people who were previously strangers, it is worrying, considering the point of the show is to get engaged. And, you know, married.

We take all reports of Sean and Catherine bickering with a grain of salt. After all, we had a little verbal tussle with our own partner this morning: He wanted us to wash our dishes, we wanted him to stop repping diet pills... you know, the usual. But with Sean and Catherine in the spotlight, everything can be blown out of proportion. Understandably, the stress of being on TV, in every tabloid, and otherwise having your actions discussed in gossip rags can’t help the natural challenges that come with building a life together in a new city.

So, we take it to you, dear readers and gossip kings and queens — what shall be the fate of our dear Sean and Catherine? Will they make it down the aisle? And, if so, will it last? We can’t imagine ABC airing a divorce special... Tell us.