Charlie might seem like A+ Bachelor material on paper (ladies man? Check!), but once you look past the '90s-style good looks and the fact that he subsists on Tiger Blood, things get iffy. We're seriously concerned that Charlie would lock himself in Chris Harrison's fantasy suite with a bunch of innocent bachelorettes, only to tattoo "#winning" across everyone's boobs. Plus, ABC would be looking at at least 10k in damages — not to mention Chris' therapy bills.