From Robert Pattinson to Ryan Lochte: 5 Celebrities We Never Want To See As The Bachelor (PHOTOS)

Look, we know James Franco is a sexy stud with a love for leather, but this dude is too busy writing The Great American Novel, The Great American Ironic Essay, and The Great American WTF to pay attention to a harem of sexy ladies. Not to mention the fact that he'd probably take them on dates to places like the library, the organic free-range egg farm, and that one "class" he "teaches" at "NYU." Sorry James, there is no place in Chris Harrison's love nest for you.