From Robert Pattinson to Ryan Lochte: 5 Celebrities We Never Want To See As The Bachelor (PHOTOS)

You might think Robert Pattinson would be a perfect Bachelor, but you'd be sorely mistaken. Sure, Robert recently had his heart ripped into a million pieces by Kirsten "Trampire" Stewart, but they belong together, you guys. Don't you understand? Doesn't anyone understand? Other than this girl and Will Ferrell.