Will You Accept This Rose?
One of the only reasons we’ve never applied to be contestants on The Bachelor (besides our refusal to Put. The pizza. Down.) is that we’re worried about our employability afterwards. Nothing against current and past contestants, cuz y’all gave us a run for our money, but you’ve never seen us after 37 gallons of white wine spritzers. Let’s just say that a lot of doors would close...
But for one Bachelor, his stint on the show was just the thing to open an avenue we didn’t even know existed (kinda like Diagon Alley): “Romance and Proposal Expert” for Princess Cruises. Oh yeah, and he was once a spokesman for Match.com. Why is this all hilarious? Oh, just because the man who once called The Bachelor “the most elaborate, well-financed dating service of all time” never proposed to his pick, and broke up with her soon after.
So, who are we talking about? Click through for the big reveal.