Graham Bunn

Our favorite Bachelors and Bachelorettes are back to doing what they do best — frolicking around tepid bodies of water in their bikinis!

That's right, fellow flower children, Bachelor Nation's best and beefiest recently congregated to shoot a poolside spread for Us Weekly's annual Hot Bodies issue (on stands Friday, May 24), and the players? None other than Bachelor Pad's Jesse Kovacs, ......

Don’t Michelle Money and Graham Bunn make you wish you had some of their genes? They are absolutely gorgeous!

On December 1, Michelle tweeted that we should be her friend on Facebook. So, DUH, we immediately did just. that. When we friended her (You should too, BTW!), we were blessed with a bounty of pictures of this comely Bachelor Pad pair.

Uh-oh. Brad Womack might not stand a chance in this little competition, friends.

We’ve been accused of showing favoritism toward the beefy beauty that is Mr. Pickelsimer in the past — but you can HARDLY say that of us now...

For our own selfish reasons — and for the aesthetic fate of our nation — we sincerely hope that Michelle Money and Graham Bunn are dating. But are they? Well, we can’t be one million percent sure. Then again, can we ever be sure about anything?