Recap

In the words of The Spice Girls, tonight is the night when two become one. As in, we are becoming one with our cardboard cutout of Sean Lowe. The Bachelor Season 17 is finally upon us, and our bodies are all kinds of ready. Not only are we wearing a floor-length sequined gown, we're surrounded by a cornucopia of candelabras and several vats of Franzia.

But let's get down to business (to...

"We have found a witch. May we burn her?"
"Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!"
"How do you know she is a witch?"
"She looks like one!"

— Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Try not to stagger back from shock, but Kacie Boguskie doesn’t like Courtney Robertson and thinks she’s just trying to “win” The Bachelor Season 16. Seriously! Fan yourself! Gasp and clutch your pearls!

It’d be nice if Kacie — or someone — had “warned” Ben Flajnik about Courtney at least a dozen more times before Episode 9 overnight dates,...

There’s no place like home for Ben-Hur style chariot races, fake wedding vows, real regrets about past behavior, dorky cowboy hats, awkward parental threats and… good decisions? Bad decisions? Inevitable decisions?

There are a few different ways to look at the result of The Bachelor Season 16 hometown dates episode. If you’re of one mind, Ben Flajnik did the right —...

So the brunette vs. blonde battle between Team Courtney Robertson and Team Emily O'Brien has officially gone to the “dark” side. (Winning! Cue Courtney’s auto-tuned “I got the roooooose...")

The Valentine’s Eve timing of The Bachelor Season 16, Episode 7 probably left Courtney haters broken-hearted, since the previews made it seem like Court would be swimming with...