Sarah Herron

In case watching Bachelor Sean Lowe instruct 25 ladies to form a line to the left of happiness wasn’t enough for you, ABC has more in store for all of us. And because we didn’t get enough tears, yelling, and eyebrow uncontrollableness during Season 17, there’s the Women Tell All special. The episode airs on March 4 and we have all the scoop on the bloodbath for you.

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Bachelor Sean Lowe is up for anything — and is looking for a wife who is equally adventurous, judging by the obstacle course that is The Bachelor Season 17. In the span of the first handful of episodes, the contestants have milked goats, rappelled down from great heights (twice), battled it out on the roller rink, carried bales of hay across endless fields, and climbed trees. In fact,...

Sean Lowe had a major case of The Sads in Montana, but don't worry guys! Once this dude started trolling around Canada, he got back on his A-game and is ready to go wife-shopping. Sean had a fabulous time shoving ladies down snowy hills and giving them hypothermia, and he's taken it to the interwebs to dish a few thought-provoking feelings and emotions. Check out the highlights!

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Please canoe with us through a frozen lake of OMGs and feel the rain on your skin. The Bachelor Season 17, Episode 6 was a brilliant cornucopia of WTFs, amazing sweaters and traumatized racoons, and we've rounded up the biggest jaw-droppers for you to look back on.

Also, you might get second-hand hypothermia while reading this.

1. Sean Lowe and AshLee Frazier Re-Enact 50 Shades of Grey
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Please grab the hoof of your nearest goat friend (we've guilt-adopted an entire herd thanks to last night's udder violations), and join us on this beautiful journey to Canada, where Sean Lowe forces his ladies into frigid ice water and watches them turn blue like Leonardo DiCaprio circa The Titanic. Eh, guys? EH? We will never stop referencing that brilliant movie. Also good news: Sean is...