Season 17 Episode 5

Like most undiscovered poetic geniuses, Bachelor Sean Lowe ponders his emotions by writing in an online diary. But dude is a reality TV star, so naturally his version of Live Journal is a blog on People.

This week, Sean took it to the interwebs to dish on his sexcation in The Bachelor Season 17, Episode 5 in Montana, where he tongued his way through 11 ladies and dealt with more than his...

Tierra LiCausi is the best thing that's happened to Bachelor Nation since Sean Lowe's tuft of chest hair made its triumphant debut. People love to hate her and hate to love her, and we're just straight-up obsessed with her.

There's no denying that Tierra is slightly insane in the membrane (which only adds to her charm), and fans are shocked that Sean keeps falling for her games. And when we...

Sean Lowe's flock of Bachelor hill people has been whittled down to 11 lucky ladies, and the time has come for them to become nomads. Basically, Sean is a shepherd, and his bachelorettes are a flock of sheep who want to have sex with him.

Now that this statuesque god amongst men has frolicked along the beaches of Los Angeles (traumatizing innocent sea creatures while doing so), it's time for......

If Bachelor Sean Lowe was our boyfriend, we would make him take us to the mall, have dinner at the Olive Garden, and give each other facials with that peel-off cucumber stuff that smells kind of like nail polish. So, lucky for everyone, Sean’s skin is safe and his palate is untainted by endless breadsticks and wine coolers. As for the mall part? Well, Chris Harrison and his line of...

Everyone stop what you're doing and join us as we flail around in ecstasy and makeout with our computer screens (Sean Lowe is our desktop background, natch). This week, fans will be treated to two episodes of The Bachelor Season 17, which means we get to watch ladies cry for four hours. Judging from the promo, this double feature is going to be super-duper dramatic, and it looks like half of......