Season 17 Episode 6

Please canoe with us through a frozen lake of OMGs and feel the rain on your skin. The Bachelor Season 17, Episode 6 was a brilliant cornucopia of WTFs, amazing sweaters and traumatized racoons, and we've rounded up the biggest jaw-droppers for you to look back on.

Also, you might get second-hand hypothermia while reading this.

1. Sean Lowe and AshLee Frazier Re-Enact 50 Shades of Grey
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Selma Alameri made a huge mistake when she decided not to immerse her body into a lake of frozen water. She placed more value on her life than on her love for Sean, and as a result she was immediately excommunicated from The Church of Lowe.

"Selma shot herself in the foot by not doing it," Chris Harrison tells TV Guide in his Bachelor blog. "I talked to Sean and it wasn't as much that she...

Sean Lowe and Desiree Hartsock are a match made in heaven. A heaven where all the angels look like Chris Harrison and the clouds are shaped like roses. These two are falling hard, and we have a sneaky suspicion that girlfriend could end up with a killer piece of Neil Lane bling on her finger by the time this is over. Check out our top three reasons Sean should pick Desiree as his future...

Please grab the hoof of your nearest goat friend (we've guilt-adopted an entire herd thanks to last night's udder violations), and join us on this beautiful journey to Canada, where Sean Lowe forces his ladies into frigid ice water and watches them turn blue like Leonardo DiCaprio circa The Titanic. Eh, guys? EH? We will never stop referencing that brilliant movie. Also good news: Sean is...

Is it morning already? It feels like we just drifted off into a drunken sleep stupor a few minutes ago, thoughts of Sean Lowe in assless chaps dancing in our heavy heads. But it’s time again for The Bachelor Season 17 and the ladies and Sean are off to Canada, where the moose (why is there no plural?) are big, the fries are covered in gravy, and the classy broads are going to make us...