Season 17 Episode 7

Talking about Tierra LiCausi is kind of like entering a Haunted House full of Yorkshire Terrier zombies, severed frozen toes, booty shorts, and rogue eyebrows flying around like bats. In other words, it's super scary and we need to hold your internet hand.

Sadly, Tierra has left the bosom of Bachelor Nation thanks to her most recent mental breakdown, which took place on a cot. Because her...

So many things happened during The Bachelor Season 17, Episode 7 in St. Croix. We became pregnant with the fruit of Sean Lowe's looms, several dolphins lost the will to live, Chris Harrison wandered into the forest and hasn't been seen or heard from since, and Tierra LiCausi was finally sent home. We've rounded up the top five OMG moments from the episode, all of which might traumatize you.

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Sean Lowe's trip to St. Croix was an emotional roller coaster filled with lots of linen shirts, flip-flops, and feelings. So many feelings. Luckily, our presiding Bachelor is a poetic genius, and he's taken it to the interwebs to dish his thoughts about what went down in The Virgin Islands. Aside from his personal realization that sand is gross and should never be allowed, and that he is...

Real talk: We have no idea what Chris Harrison was up to while Sean Lowe and his tribe of hungry hotties trolled around the beaches in St. Croix. We can only assume he spent his waking hours tanning, crying, and wandering around the forest in search of roses, but apparently he also had time to check in on Sean and his gal pals. As you might expect, Chris has a few opinions about The Bachelor ...