Season 17 Finale

Desiree Hartsock’s ninth season of The Bachelorette is still six weeks away, and even though we’ve gotten to know a little about the guys, there’s so much more to crack. We can’t wait until the dudes hop out of some limos and try their best to impress Lady Rose. In fact, we already have some front runners for our favorites. So, who will win? All we care about right is......

Oh, hey there. Yeah, you. You with the gravel in your hair. Are you chilly? You know, from living under a rock in a desert with a terrible WiFi connection and only back issues of gossip rags to keep you company? We hate to be the ones to tell you this, but The Bachelor Season 17 with Sean Lowe is over. Done. Finit. He’s engaged, so you can stop working out now.

Yep, it’s time to...

In The Bachelor Season 17 finale, Sean Lowe received a letter from Catherine Giudici — a letter promos played up to be a GAME CHANGER, because it “risked everything.” Turns out, Catherine’s letter to Sean didn’t include any shocking secrets or deal-breaking reveals. Catherine was simply continuing her season-long note-writing tradition, penning a love letter...

No, you guys. GEEZE. Where have you been living? Under a rock with no internet? The Bachelor Season 17 is OVER. It ENDED. Last week. Remember? Sean Lowe told Lindsay Yenter they were dunzo and then proposed to Catherine Giudici in Thailand. It happened. We were there (in spirit) and now their love story is just beginning (enter schmaltzy music here).

So, what do you have to look forward to...

The Bachelor Season 17 is over. As is our reason for waking up in the morning. Luckily we'll always have the memories...and these OMG moments, which we rounded up while sobbing hysterically into our pile of Chris Harrison for DaVinci neckties.

1. Sean Lowe Rejects Lindsay Yenter
Sorry for any spelling errors in this article, our fingers our currently frostbitten after ritualistically dunking...