Selma Alameri

Sean Lowe had a major case of The Sads in Montana, but don't worry guys! Once this dude started trolling around Canada, he got back on his A-game and is ready to go wife-shopping. Sean had a fabulous time shoving ladies down snowy hills and giving them hypothermia, and he's taken it to the interwebs to dish a few thought-provoking feelings and emotions. Check out the highlights!

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Selma Alameri made a huge mistake when she decided not to immerse her body into a lake of frozen water. She placed more value on her life than on her love for Sean, and as a result she was immediately excommunicated from The Church of Lowe.

"Selma shot herself in the foot by not doing it," Chris Harrison tells TV Guide in his Bachelor blog. "I talked to Sean and it wasn't as much that she...

Is it morning already? It feels like we just drifted off into a drunken sleep stupor a few minutes ago, thoughts of Sean Lowe in assless chaps dancing in our heavy heads. But it’s time again for The Bachelor Season 17 and the ladies and Sean are off to Canada, where the moose (why is there no plural?) are big, the fries are covered in gravy, and the classy broads are going to make us...

Sean Lowe will finally take Selma Alameri on a one-on-one date during tonight's episode of The Bachelor Season 17, but don't expect things to get steamy! Despite the fact that Sean is known for locking lips with his ladies on the first date, Selma will turn down his exquisite lips thanks to her religious beliefs and conservative upbringing.

“Selma is Iraqi," Chris Harrison tells ...

If Bachelor Sean Lowe was our boyfriend, we would make him take us to the mall, have dinner at the Olive Garden, and give each other facials with that peel-off cucumber stuff that smells kind of like nail polish. So, lucky for everyone, Sean’s skin is safe and his palate is untainted by endless breadsticks and wine coolers. As for the mall part? Well, Chris Harrison and his line of...